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1	aff yer heid crazy, mental
2	bevvy alcohol
3	blootered drunk
4	eejit fool
5	gallus super-confident, swaggering
6	big licks to do something vigorously
7	gie's a swatch let me see
8	gie the boke to make one feel sick
9	ginger fizzy drink
10	glaikit stupid
11	gonnae would you, will you
12	greetin' crying
13	haud on wait a minute
14	haw, you excuse me
15	mince rubbish, useless
16	mingin' stinking
17	mockit dirty
18	napper head
19	ten bob 50 pence
20	scud hit, naked
	And a few others: weans children polis police tube fool pure absolutely dae a bunk run off numpty fool loupin' sore Ah I Am bampot a crazed, foolish person but aye, right! you're pulling my leg

Oh, and before I finish, I would like to promote a few Scottish words which really should be used in general writing. I favouriate is outwith. I really think that this is a much better word that outside of, which sounds a little too formal. I couldn't believe it when a copy editor scored out the outwith word and replaced it with outside of. My other favouriate Scottish words are:

pinkie	little finger
janitor	caretaker
dreich	dreary
swither	hesitate
loch	lake

Oh, and remember when you come to Scotland don't to say: 'Where's the nearest lake?', try and say: 'Where's the nearest loch?'

[1st generation]
This is a very funny tongue-in-cheek site, but has all the great elements of a 1st generation site.

Oh you might have a little difficulty reading the page, if you're not Scottish, so here's a few conversions:

Isn't that interesting?

[1st generation] This is a very funny tongue-in-cheek site, but has all the great elements of a 1st generation site.

Oh you might have a little difficulty reading the page, if you're not Scottish, so here's a few conversions:

Isn't that interesting?

[1st generation]
This is a very funny tongue-in-cheek site, but has all the great elements of a 1st generation site.